Amanda Moose Word, weighing in at whatever-pregnant-bitches-be-weighin', is C.O.O. of RawIsReal and a lifelong member of the Straight Edge Society. Her skill set includes incubating, being unemployed, and griping. The only things that bring her joy in life are mashed potatoes and John Cena. She is currently married to some chump named Not-John-Cena. Unbeknown to its father, her fetus has already obtained citizenship in Cenation. And will be sporting, at minimum, 5 sweatbands upon delivery.
Jim Goose Word, weighing in at significantly-smaller-than-John-Cena, is Assistant TO the C.O.O. and a total douchecopter. And he's totes ghey 4 John Cena.
Jim Mapes is a fantasy guru and staunch member of Team Bring It. He's all handsome and whatnot, as you can clearly see in the above picture. He currently resides in Santa Monica where he is a substitute ice cream vendor.
As the newest additions to this rag tag bunch of Mizz-fits at Raw Is Real, let us take a moment to introduce ourselves. On the left, Jeff Breault. Standing at an even 6' and weighing in a reasonable 210 pounds, he hails from "a suburban place you've never heard of", Michigan. Jeff's favorite hobbies are playing World of Warcraft, checking his fantasy teams online and re-tweeting ridiculous tweets from the likes of Jim Ross. Jeff is the original Bro-ski, and his favorite wrestler of all time is Ric Flair. Jeff can be counted on for his thrilling play-by-play analysis of Monday Night Raw and his larger-than-life reactions to all things said and done by The Rock at Wrestlemania. You'll know his posts because they'll be concise and to the point, and that's the bottom line...
To the right, his wife, Sarah Breault. Representing Ashtabula, Ohio, she stands at a mighty 5'6" and weighs in at less than her husband. Sarah's favorite hobbies are correcting bad grammar (you hear that Little Jimmy?), throwing parties and dropping serious "knowledge bombs" on less educated wrestling fans. She is a fan of the pink and black attack, through and through, and bows down to the superstars of the 90's. Sarah can be counted on for her historical accuracy and her no-nonsense enthusiasm for good story lines. You'll know her posts because they'll be wordy, lengthy and full of awesomeness. Oh, you didn't know? Your ass better call somebody.
What can I say? I'm mostly a normal guy. I used to be in the Marines, but they kicked me out for being too awesome. When I got out, I tried to adapt myself to common society but had troubles with aggression.
One day, my wife had the great idea that we should go on vacation so I could unwind. Unfortunately, my wife was kidnapped at a gas station on the way there. I went crazy. Not only did I dodge over 10,000 bullets from automatic fire, escape three exploding buildings and kill a guy with a chokeslam, I also saved my wife with no help from the police.
Life is pretty normal now, and I hope to be friends. Just don't kidnap my wife.
The Miche is an unapologetic fan of all things heelish: sarcastic smirks, blatant cheating, going for the cheap heat, egotistic swagger. Consequently, her favorite wrestler – currently and for all time – is The Miz. As editor, she fixes people's stupid spelling errors and adds random links to their posts. People often call her a "wunderkind" but she doesn't even know what that means. I mean, she knows what it means. It means, very successful for your age. So, that makes sense. But, it's a weird word.
