Reason #97 Why Nobody Watches SmackDown: Aksana

Now, don't get me wrong. I'm sure that many of you appreciate Aksana's... assets. But even the manliest among you can't possibly enjoy the stupid storyline that basically consists of her flustering Teddy Long backstage week after week.

Here are some examples of Teddy Bear's responses:

"Well, uuuuh, I, uhhh, didn't know you were, uh, gonna be here tonight."

"Well, I, uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh..."

"You mean... you and I.... watch the battle royal together, right?"

"Well... I... Aksana... I would rather watch you! That's not what I meant. I meant I would rather watch the 20 men! ... I would rather watch it alone." Peace out.

Oh shit, what a subtle gay innuendo joke, guys. Well done.