What They Were Really Thinking: 9/26/2011

Divas of Doom - "900,234... 900,235...900,236..."

Everyone: "Really?! We really have to do this?  At least there are two Sin Caras to assault."

"No one can cage my destiny! ... or my scarf."

What They Were Really Thinking: 9/12/11

I can tell you that the fans in Ottawa were thinking, "The WWE is in Canada, that means our national hero will be here, right?!"  Sadly, Edge was not in attendance, but Bret Hart sure was (he's MY hero for sure).



Alberto del Rio: "You're not wearing your jorts! Who are you!?"
Bret Hart: "Cena told me there was only room for one man in jorts."
Sarah: "*screaming* Jeff, oh my God, he looks like 1990's Bret Hart again.  He's not wearing calf socks, and his hair is appropriately wet.  He's so dreamy again!!!"

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What They Were Really Thinking: 9/5/11

When the Superstars of the WWE descended on Columbus, Ohio (the home base of the Raw Is Real team) for tonight's RAW super show, I knew there would be some extra special WTWRT moments.

CM Punk: "That hair looks so familiar.  Is that Bret Hart?!"

"Yep, we're still being called 'Air Boom', and we're contractually obligated to be happy about it."

Michael Cole says, "Great Khali is basically an indentured servant of Jinder Mahal's." 

Up in heaven, Martin Luther King Jr. thinks, "Really?  Really Michael Cole?!"

"Woah! Eve, you're the size of two Kelly Kellys."

The Miz: "Did he just say 'poop'?!"

Sheamus: "Thanks for hogging the bronzer guys!"

Fan to the right of Swagger: "...them."

Ricardo Rodriguez: "No one makes Alberto sweaty but me!"

What They Were Really Thinking: 8/29/11



Ziggler: "Dude, I just wanted a hug!"

The WWE has added a feature on their website that recaps people's reactions and tweets during the live episode of RAW the night before.  Upon seeing this new feature, I can guess exactly what the staffers at Raw Is Real were thinking:

"Really, WWE? Really? Really? REALLY?! Don't try to be us. We are the most must-see online source of day-after coverage OF ALL TIME!" - The Miche

"Don't tell me that you can't see me posting a similar feature on our blog every week!" - Moose

"Oh, now I'll be tweeting some serious pipe bombs every Monday.  Feature THAT!" - Goose

"It's OUR destino to be the only online source for 'reaction' material." - Mapes

"Do I get fantasy points if a member of my team appears HERE?  I could use some help." - John Triton

"WOO! A new WWE feature to compete with our already superior content.  WOO!" - Bralt

"Our idea is still the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be." -- The Breaults (Sarah)

Our collective thought?  "This validates that we are indeed destined to be creative writers for the WWE. If you're not down with that, we have two words for you... 'SAUCE IT'!"

What They Were Really Thinking... at SummerSlam

"We both immediately regret this decision!"

"I just had my brows done!"

Dude to the left of Mark Henry: "Pleeease don't land on me!"

"First, are those Kelly Kelly's pants?! Second, friends don't let friends get this haircut."

Ref: "Man, I didn't even have to pay to see this action."

"Ohh... shiny!"