What They Were Really Thinking: 9/5/11

When the Superstars of the WWE descended on Columbus, Ohio (the home base of the Raw Is Real team) for tonight's RAW super show, I knew there would be some extra special WTWRT moments.

CM Punk: "That hair looks so familiar.  Is that Bret Hart?!"

"Yep, we're still being called 'Air Boom', and we're contractually obligated to be happy about it."

Michael Cole says, "Great Khali is basically an indentured servant of Jinder Mahal's." 

Up in heaven, Martin Luther King Jr. thinks, "Really?  Really Michael Cole?!"

"Woah! Eve, you're the size of two Kelly Kellys."

The Miz: "Did he just say 'poop'?!"

Sheamus: "Thanks for hogging the bronzer guys!"

Fan to the right of Swagger: "...them."

Ricardo Rodriguez: "No one makes Alberto sweaty but me!"