Props:
1) Randy Orton: Taking advantage of the opportunity to wrestle on both shows this week, RKO beat Dolph Ziggler and Christian on his way to a cool 79 points for the week. The only downside is that the World’s Strongest Man beat the crap out of him after the Christian match. If I were Orton, I would make sure to wear some thick shin pads because Mark Henry is hungry for
2) Sin Cara: With victories over Jack “Gosh, Vickie Guerrero sure is pretty” Swagger and Daniel “Image not provided” Bryan, Sin Cara is behind only Orton and Cena in points for the week. Most surprising of all is the apparent heel turn at the end of the Bryan match. He’s primed to be the greatest mute heel since Helen Keller.
Slops:
1) The WWE for burying our favorite mid-carders: R-Truth, John Morrison, Cody Rhodes and The Miz had a pretty light presence on both shows. Apparently the brand merge means more John Cena thinking he’s funny (at the 4:10 mark) and extended trailers for Triple H’s new movie. No one cares about your new movie, H’s! Now, if the movie were about buddy cops taking down a government conspiracy starring The Miz and R-Truth titled “Dis-Miz-al of Truth”, then I’d be interested.
2) Our so-called smack talk board: Only three people from the league have even commented so far. Here are the “highlights”.
Best Uso brothers joke (Mapes): What did the one Uso say to the other Uso?
I’ve never heard of U-so leave me alone.
Best rebuttal (Moose): Your current point accumulation is a clear indication of how credible your assessments of worth are.
Best Cena related burn (The Miche): John Cena sucks for all time.
Standings
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