Reason #95 Why Nobody Watches SmackDown: Scheduling

This show is called Friday Night SmackDown, yes? Friday Night SmackDown? I mean, half the time this crap isn't even on Friday! My DVR is all messed up. What gives?

The ads for this so-called Super SmackDown suggested that we would see the likes of The Miz (false), John Morrison (false) and Alberto Del Rio (false). Matches for CM Punk vs. Great Khali and Alberto Del Rio vs. Sin Cara were promised. Instead, we got boring Daniel Bryan against No Face and The Great Pale Douchebag against Khali. Not to mention, the second night in a row of John Cena pontification. Gross.

Damn it! These jokers just tricked us into watching SmackDown! WHY WHY WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO US!?